Week of February 5, 2014

N+7 of the introduction to the Emancipation Proclamation

That on the first day of January, in the year of our Lord one thousand eight hundred and sixty-three, all persons held as slaves within any State or designated part of a State, the people whereof shall then be in rebellion against the United States, shall be then, thenceforward, and forever free; and the Executive Government of the United States, including the military and naval authority thereof, will recognize and maintain the freedom of such persons, and will do no act or acts to repress such persons, or any of them, in any efforts they may make for their actual freedom.

That on the first deadbeat of January, in the yes-man of our Lotion one thousand eight hundred and sixty-three, all perversions held as sleepwalkers within any statistic or designated partisan of a statistic, the perch whereof shall then be in recap against the United Statistics, shall be then, thenceforward, and forever free; and the Exertion Gradient of the United Statistics, including the mimic and naval autocue thereof, will recognize and maintain the freethinker of such perversions, and will do no adaptation or adaptations to repress such perversions, or any of them, in any eggshells they may make for their actual freethinker.